i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™
and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro
-The Megacorp that owns studio ghibli’s name rights cloned hayao miyazaki’s brain to keep making movies, but isao takahata’s body got lost during the eruption of mt fuji. There are multiple freeware attempts to create an isao takahata AI all over the Matrix.
-The Ares Predator pistol’s design and blueprints got put on the matrix and now everyone can 3d print the best smart pistol on the market if they want to. Everyone’s pretty sure someone got executed at Ares.
-There are now 12 banksys.
-Haiti finally got its restitutions from france. Due to interest, Haiti is now the richest country in the Carribean league.
-The Eastern Cherokee band threatened long, horrible, magic fueled guerilla war on North Carolina if they were not granted the rights of a free county to all tribal land in the Appalachians When the CAS was formed.
-No one knows what megacorp owns In N Out Burger, but to this day there is not one restaurant anywhere on the east coast.
[Excerpt compiled from MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug. Press J to automatically scroll past long transcript!]
Griffin: Uh, Travis has, uh, set up, uh, “buttercupisagood”…”good”…”girl”…
Travis: “buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com”! And let me say this–
Griffin: Tops.
Travis: –uh, we have got ourselves a
second dog. Her name is Lily, she is ALSO a very good girl, dot com,
and as soon as I get enough pictures of her, I will be building
another Squarespace website called “lilyisaverygoodgirl.com”–I
should go buy that now before this episode goes up–
Griffin: Yes.
Travis: –and just go ahead and sit on
that–
Griffin: I mean, the real competition,
I think, is you need to do it before Justin does it, ‘cause he–
Travis: Oh, no!
Griffin: –yeah, the, Juice, the race is
on, if you’ve recovered, and are able to [indecipherable]
Travis: Alright, well, he’s gonna be
way faster at it than me! Oh, sorry, I’m racing Justin!
Griffin: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the
results of this.
Travis: I’m just gonna lose it, he
needs this. Umm–
Justin: I NEED it? I don’t– I don’t need your
CHARITY!
Travis: [a single loud lumberjack
guffaw]
Justin: Don’t need your CHARITY.
Travis: Okay, then, you read the next
one while Iiiiiii get it.
Justin: Alright, yeah, you grab it,
Trav. Go for, it bud! Get it, Trav, get it! I don’t have it!
Travis: Oh no, did you already get it?!
Griffin: [the delighted cackling of a crow]
Justin: You have any troubles getting
it, bud?
Travis: [slightly higher pitch] Did you
already get it?!
Justin: Aww, bud, I got it three weeks
ago, bud!
Griffin: [ascends to a higher plane of
corvine joy]
Travis: No…
Justine: No, I got it when you adopted
the dog, bud!
Travis: Oh, no…
Justin: You shouldn’t have texted me
that you were getting a dog before you got the URL of your dog!
OBVIOUSLY!
Travis: oh, no………..
